Satellite Sister Julie Buys and Unbuys A House.

On today’s Satellite Sisters show, Satellite Sister Julie buys and unbuys a house. What? Wait. Why? Blame it on the hatch. And no, this is not an episode of LOST.

Monica has good news for Julie about parallel parking. No need to ever learn. Monica also has good news for Liz about an unstainable shirt. It’s a potential lifesaver for Liz, a lifelong stainer.

Liz has a terrifying tale of her ferocious Ferris trapping an unsuspecting painter in her bedroom. Sorry, Steve. It’s not the first time Liz has gotten a message at work about a wild animal in her home. Who remembers the tale of the raccoon enjoying life on her living couch?

Julie has a movie quiz for the sisters about the new movie Aloha. Despite what you’ve heard on Rotten Tomatoes,  Julie enthusiastically endorses Aloha.  She calls it  “pleasant” and “”it’s not going to kill you.” Really makes you want to run right out, right? Julie says “Yes, a fine movie to see in Texas during a 300 year flood.”

Breaking news on Triscuits, people.  Have you heard about Martha Stewart’s new flavor?  It’s all part of a “celebrity Triscuit” effort.  We’ve got some ideas about Satellite Sisters triscuits, including Monica’s completely breakthrough flavor idea.  No new we can’t even write it here.  You have to listen. We are not in business with Triscuits in any way, but we are longtime lovers of the savory cracker.

Other items:

Mindy Kaling is going to have her own Satellite Sister on The Mindy Project this year.  Yeah. Congratulations, Sister.

Paul McCartney has changed his policy on pot.  Thanks, grandpa.

Don’t forget to watch the Women’s World Cup that starts Saturday June 6.

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