Urban Nana in Brooklyn, DNA Report, Grocery Trends

Dennis Rodman at West Point

North Korea and Malaysia are in the diplomatic tit-for-tat and guess who steps up at West Point to address the issues?  Dennis Rodman. He offers to broker a meeting between President Trump and Kim Jong Un. We cannot make this up, people.

On today’s Satellite Sisters podcast, Urban Nana is in Brooklyn but Julie’s still got the international news from North Korea, Malaysia and the Philippines,  Lian has grocery trends and Worst Pitch of the Day plus Liz wants her DNA to work a little harder for Operation Sea Turtle.

Julie reviews the latest diplomatic tit-for-tat between North Korea and Malaysia over the assassination of Kim Jong Un’s half brother.  Good news for North Koreans who are now not allowed to leave Malaysia. Bad news for the Malaysian delegation in North Korea.  No exit for you. Luckily, we read that Dennis Rodman is stepping in to broker a meeting between President Trump and Kim Jong Un. Let us know as soon as they start selling tickets to that one. Julie also warns the team at our favorite CBS TV drama that the Philippine government is protesting an upcoming episode.  Fact or fiction?  We really can’t tell anymore. Be sure to listen to Satellite Sisters Talk TV recap of Madam Secretary for more discussion of Tess’ Philippine situation.

Satellite Sisters recommend the Fondoodler, a hot glue gun for cheese.

A hot glue gun for cheese? What took so long! The Fondoodler was one of many products that Liz found in the Satellite Sisters email box and cannot wait to try.

Lian says Jeff Bezos is working on amazon deliveries on the moon but Liz is still not that interested in going. Lian has the Worst Pitch of the Week.  Kegels and kids do not mix.  Sorry, Kegel Bear.  Liz gets her latest DNA report from 23andme and is disappointed that their wellness tips are pretty much Self Magazine circa 1988. Lian’s grocery store trends and food trends include the prediction that “grocerants”, part restaurant/part grocery store are the coming thing.  OK, by why not call them “resteries”, a much better fake word. And Liz reads the spam that came into sisters@satellitesisters mailbox.  Highlights include:

Cat Language Bible: http://www.catlanguagebible.com/index.html

Things to Know Before Cruising Naked: http://tampabay.actonsoftware.com/acton/rif/9662/s-1a70-1703/-/l-0065:d7b/l-0065/showPreparedMessage?sid=TV2:nOfgNStpR

Fondoodler: https://fondoodler.com

Satellite sisters love Away luggage.

Lian loves her Away Carry-on. Go to our custom url www.awaytravel.com/sisters to take advantage of our special deal.

More contributions from Steffi on today’s podcast. Welcome to sponsor BarkBox!  Steffi was super enthusiastic about her box. Here’s a video of the BarkBox unboxing.

On today’s show, Lian tells travel tales with her new AWAY luggage.  It makes her feel hip and bond with other hipsters! For our special deal, go here: www.awaytravel.com/sisters.

Come join all five Satellite Sisters on April 22nd at the Santa Monica Public Library at 2 pm.  No-host Meet-Up to follow. Are you coming?  Let us know on this Facebook invite. More details from our travel agent to come later this week.

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By | March 7th, 2017|

Inaugural Week on Madam Secretary

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Fictional Inaugural Week on TV! Lian Dolan and Julie Dolan of the Satellite Sisters recap the CBS drama Madam Secretary episode 311 called Gift Horse. This episode was written by show creator Barbara Hall and was called Gift Horse but could have been called Kitchen Sink because we got it all. A veritable potpourri for our fictional Secretary of State and the rest of the Dalton administration. A stand-out show for Blake the Assistant who was tasked with the job of returning the aforementioned Gift Horse. He was tested emotionally, organizationally and sartorially.

Mongolian Horses
Russian Hacking
Questionable Election Results
Horse Trading for Cabinet Positions
Poetry, Physics and the Meaning of Beauty
The Dao of Tech Guys
Walking Desks
Inaugural Fashion
Intern nightmares
Black Dog Station Returns
The Applebys Paradox
And the Manure Offensive
Hi, Blake... can you get rid of a horse for me? Thanks. I gotta go to a ball.

Hi, Blake… can you get rid of a horse for me? Thanks. I gotta go to a ball.

It’s Hard to know where to start, so I put together an Inaugural To Do List for this episode:

Confirm Election Results
Find Dress
Pick up the Poet
Return Horse
Listen to our conversation with Madam Secretary show runner Barbara Hall and EP Lori McCreary here: 
By | January 9th, 2017|

Madam Secretary Recap 309: Black Undergarments Confirmed

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The Satellite Sisters Talk TV! This week’s episode of the CBS drama Madam Secretary was ripped from the headlines: Nuclear Weapons in Iran! Russian interference!  Fake News! White Privilege getting into Harvard! But all we could really focus on was: CONFIRMATION OF BLACK UNDERGARMENTS!!!! That’s right, all season long, Julie has been speculating about the color of Madam Secretary’s undergarments and this week, we got proof positive that Bess wears black underneath all those white silk blouses. Julie vows that if Madam Secretary can defy convention, so can she. Lian just wants to know where those disk earrings came from. But first, the storylines from this week’s episode of Madam Secretary called Snap Back:
At the White House: Iran deal falls apart and unless Bess can put  it back together.
At The Racketball Court: That’s right, real men do play racketball. At least they do on TV. Henry shows off his racketball skills while trying to persuade and old friend to vote for Dalton
At the McCord house: Stevie wants to go to Harvard Law School and she’s pulling strings to get a letter of recommendation from Chief of staff Russell.  And Russell is jusy DYING to give it to her.
To listen to this week’s Satellite Sisters Podcast with Julie’s thoughts on the real headline news this week about Russian interference, click here. 
By | December 14th, 2016|

Madam Secretary Recap: Election Night Show Tunes!

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It’s Election Night again! Woo-Hoo! At least on TV. Lian Dolan and Julie Dolan of the Satellite Sisters recap the CBS drama Madam Secretary. This week, it’s Season 3, Episode 8 called Breakout Capacity. Julie tells us that phrase has something to do with the production of nuclear weapons, but Lian thinks it’s really more about show tunes at the piano bar. We started to sweat a little when we heard the words “electoral college; and “Ohio is in play” in the opening scenes, but when we realized it was Dalton up for re-election, we relaxed. Listen as we break down the three story lines in this episode of Madam Secretary. Diplomatic Crises on Election Night: the nuclear deal that the admin negotiated with Russia and Iran is in jeopardy!  The staff on Election Night: which is apparently the one day in DC when everyone goes crazy, drinks a lot, sings showtunes and sleeps with fremenies.  Those wonks at the Department of State needs to get out more often because they all made some socially awkward choices. And on the home front: Jason goes Oppo and Henry has to school him on keeping your mouth shut until you actually know something. Hahahahahaha.  In our Binders Full of Blouses, MSEc scores with two gorgeous white pleated numbers that Julie thinks every woman should own. And props to the accessories this week on Madam Secretary. Who wins the election, you ask? Well, we’ll have to wait until January to see. But really, we all win. Because Bess is the best.

 

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By | November 30th, 2016|

Madam Secretary Recap: My Boyfriend’s Back- Eric Stoltz

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Lian Dolan and Julie Dolan of the Satellite Sisters with their weekly recap of the CBs drama Madam Secretary starring Tea Leoni, Tim Daly & Eric Stolzt. Tectonic Shift but could have been called Complicated Relationships: US and Venezuela; Secretary of State and Older Sister Bess and War Zone Doctor and Little Brother Will;  Nadine and the wife of the man she had an affair with her boss. There’s an earthquake in Venezuela, but there are tectonic shifts all over DC in this episode. Like the face-off between Nadine and Arabella over the former Secretary of State. Also, in the “how did they know” category, fake news becomes a key plot point in the episode like it has (sadly) become a plot point in our actual elections. Plus, a lot of male bonding happening in the McCord kitchen with yogurt, sparkling water and nubby fibers. Joing us for this week’s Madam Secretary Recap Podcast.

th-8Binders full of blouses
On Bess, we loved the blueBlouse. Again.
Great blue earrings!
Dress down Daisy and Nadine! Casual Sunday at State/
But special commendations to the many many cargo looks of Will, aka Eric Stoltz. Aka Lian’s boyfriend :
The cargo pants, the cargo jacket, the cargo bags, the brown corduroy blazer that is so 1983! 
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By | November 22nd, 2016|

Tracking Terrorists & Cooking Eggs! MSEC Re-Cap

Madam & Mister Secretary both go work at the White House now. She has a much better office.

Madam & Mister Secretary both go work at the White House now. She has a much better office.

Tracking Terrorists ! Cooking in the kitchen! Dating British Guys! We’re gonna read you in on this week’s episode of Madam Secretary. This episode is looks to be the beginning of a multi-episode story arc to bring down the leader of an ISIS-like terrorist organization called H-something S-Something. So we’re going it call it HS like they do on the show. And Madam Secretary and her bouncy, shiny Breck-girl hair is gonna get the man who tried to bring down her man. It’s clear that we’re going to be following a Zero Dark Thirty-like trail to HS leader responsible for dirty bomb set off in DC. Jibral Diseh—the most wanted terrorist in the world. And , at the same time, Elizabeth tries to cook eggs and vet Stevie’s new boyfriend, a charming British guys who apparently attends Georgetonw but doesn’t read the papers.

But this episode was chockfull of CAN DO phrases:

Tip of the Spear!

Code Names!

Hunter-Killer Teams!

This is the US not the UN.

Joint Navel Exercise

I’m going to read you in!

And as I was writing it down in my notebook, Russell:

Clock’s Ticking…

And we don’t just get Can Do phrase. We get TIMELY AND TOPICAL ISSUES!

Refugees seeking asylum!

Post traumatic Stress disorder!

Junior Senators seeking glory

Son of an immigrant bashing immigrants

First Day of work jitters

Dinner with the ‘rents

And can we talk about that spectacular BLUE DRESS! Yes, let’s do that. And we do.

 

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By | March 9th, 2016|